nedhepburn: Pugsly turned to me, his eyes wide with a fear that I could not comprehend.“I don’t know what to do without her,” he said, his blue blazer flapping ever so gently in the sea breeze, “I’m lost, dammit, lost without her.”“There’s nothing we can do,” I said.“Nothing? Nothing we can do? Do you just let life… fuck you like that? Do you just let it bend you over the hood of its metaphorical Camero and have its way with you? No. You don’t. You take life by the goddam horns and wrestle it to the ground. I’m not letting the kidnappers get away with her, goddamit. This is Janeane we are talking about. My Janeane. And I’ll kill any motherfucker that tries to hurt her. I have a gun, Charlie. A goddam .38 snub and I’m not afraid to shoot a man. Right after I have a nap in the living for an hour and someone scratches my belly,” said Pugsly. He lit a cigarette and I watched him smoke it to the filter before we headed inside.  this. i die.
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Pugsly turned to me, his eyes wide with a fear that I could not comprehend.
“I don’t know what to do without her,” he said, his blue blazer flapping ever so gently in the sea breeze, “I’m lost, dammit, lost without her.”
“There’s nothing we can do,” I said.
“Nothing? Nothing we can do? Do you just let life… fuck you like that? Do you just let it bend you over the hood of its metaphorical Camero and have its way with you? No. You don’t. You take life by the goddam horns and wrestle it to the ground. I’m not letting the kidnappers get away with her, goddamit. This is Janeane we are talking about. My Janeane. And I’ll kill any motherfucker that tries to hurt her. I have a gun, Charlie. A goddam .38 snub and I’m not afraid to shoot a man. Right after I have a nap in the living for an hour and someone scratches my belly,” said Pugsly.

He lit a cigarette and I watched him smoke it to the filter before we headed inside. 

this. i die.

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