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If I get another fucking spammy call to my cell phone informing me that this is the second notice that my car warranty is about to expire, I am going to take a dump on a baby and then punt it.

sarahchristine:

kiamatthews: I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE YOU FUCKS STOP CALLING ME

I keep getting the same calls! And I do not have a license or a car, so seriously, I ain’t falling for it.

me too!

where does this come from??

Source: kiamatthews

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  1. birdtherapy reblogged this from kiamatthews and added:
    ******this is the greatest fucking thing i have ever experienced on tumblr. infinite props for kia matthews.
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  4. madthoughts reblogged this from kiamatthews and added:
    get the same shit. If I met them in the street, they are getting a junk punch.
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  6. postalfragments reblogged this from alohanico and added:
    i fucking hate that shit alohanico:
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  19. eyeslikeheadlights reblogged this from sarahchristine and added:
    me too! where does this come from??
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  22. sarahchristine reblogged this from kiamatthews and added:
    I keep getting the same calls! And I do not have a license or a car, so seriously, I ain’t falling for it.
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